There’s no doubt you’ve heard the old saying, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” The phrase was penned in an obituary to a dwarf actor in 1915 by an anarchist named Elbert Hubbard, who lost his life five months later aboard the RMS Lusitania when it was torpedoed by a German submarine.

Sorry, I got a little sidetracked by how badass this guy was. Though, I guess he wasn’t quite badass enough to know that while, sure, you can make lemonade out of lemons, you can also start a goddamn fire.

*Puts on tinfoil hat.

Unless Hubbard did know that you could start a fire with a lemon, and he… more

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